If you’re a parent, you’ve probably discovered that the word clean can mean very different things depending on who you’re talking to. A child’s idea of clean clothing, a tidy bedroom or spotless cutlery often falls well short of an adult’s expectations. You might assume, however, that adults generally agree on what qualifies as clean.
As it turns out, that’s not always the case.
A recent Sydney Morning Herald story highlighted just how subjective cleanliness can be. A family from Manchester, UK, took part in a house swap with an Australian family on the NSW Central Coast. What was meant to be a dream holiday quickly turned sour due to very different standards of cleanliness — ultimately ending with the visiting family being asked to vacate the property within three hours.
The trouble began when the UK family arrived late at night. While searching for a light switch in the dark, they reportedly stepped in several dog droppings. Inside, they encountered cockroaches running through the house. Disturbed by the condition of the property, they purchased cleaning supplies and attempted to tidy up, including vacuuming — until the vacuum cleaner broke. When they contacted the homeowners about the issues, tensions escalated rapidly.
One Person’s Clean Isn’t Always Another’s
House swap holidays are becoming increasingly popular, but situations like this show how easily misunderstandings can arise. Even experienced house swappers acknowledge that “one person’s clean isn’t always another person’s clean.”
Interestingly, representatives from major house swap platforms report that while complaints do occur, they’re relatively rare. Out of more than half a million swaps, only a few hundred complaints were lodged — many relating to minor issues such as broken crockery rather than hygiene concerns.
The key takeaway? Clear expectations matter. Agreeing in detail on cleanliness standards before swapping homes can prevent disputes later.
Professional Cleaning Helps Set a Clear Standard
One of the simplest ways to avoid disagreements is to engage professional cleaners before handing over your home. A thorough, professional service helps ensure your property meets a consistently high standard — particularly for high-use areas such as carpets, upholstery and soft furnishings.
Services like professional carpet cleaning and sanitising can make a significant difference, especially when homes are occupied by pets or children. In fact, many homeowners also choose fabric protection treatments to help prevent staining and prolong the life of their carpets and rugs — a smart option if you’re concerned about how guests may treat your space. You can learn more about this in Elite’s guide to protecting carpets and upholstery.
For those renting out their homes — whether short-term or long-term — professional cleaning is equally important. Articles such as preparing your home for holiday rentals and end-of-lease cleaning essentials highlight how cleanliness directly impacts guest satisfaction and property value.
When ‘Clean’ Becomes a Serious Issue
If household cleanliness disputes seem stressful, spare a thought for staff working in major museums and galleries. They face far greater challenges, where priceless artworks and ancient artefacts are regularly damaged — sometimes deliberately, but often accidentally.
The Art Gallery of NSW has recorded dozens of incidents involving damaged works, ranging from vandalism to curious children leaving greasy handprints on famous paintings. In one particularly memorable case, a painting was damaged when a guest at a function lost control of the topping on her tomato canapé. Even in controlled environments, these things happen.
Take the Guesswork Out of Cleanliness
Whether you’re preparing for a house swap, welcoming guests, or managing a rental property, relying on professional cleaning services removes uncertainty and sets a clear, agreed standard of cleanliness.
Elite Maintenance Services Group has been helping Australians achieve healthier, cleaner homes for decades, using proven systems and industry-aligned methods. If you want peace of mind — and a definition of “clean” everyone can agree on — now is the time to act.
Book a professional clean or request a quote today via Elite’s online booking page or speak with our team on 131580 by visiting Call Now.
Clean shouldn’t be subjective — it should be professional.
